Oct 23
2009

That Girl with Big Boobs

I have noticed something lately that really makes me feel bad about my own body. It seems that every time that I flip on the TV, the first thing that I will see is some heavy chested, blond. Of course, she always has that perfect waistline and her skin is as flawless as a fresh peach.
Furthermore, her makeup is perfect, her clothes fit just right, and her hair is shiny and smooth. She is on every channel, she is on some of my favorite shows, and she even sings some of the songs that are featured on the music channels that my kids are always watching. This woman haunts me and taunts me. I do not think that my breast were ever that perky. I am pretty sure that I could never get that kind of tan. My waist just will not shrink that small, no matter what I do. Nevertheless, All I can ever think about is how I wish I could be as perfect as that. Oh what people would say.
Just imagine how my life would take a turn. I know, in a real world, no one is perfect. However, it does make me think about getting a boob job and plastic surgery. You know, boob jobs are nowhere near as expensive and dangerous as they used to be. It is also pretty easy to get liposuction on jiggly thighs and arms. I could probably look just like that girl on TV, or at the very least, pretty close. All that I will need is several thousand dollars, and a time machine. I just do not think that this is a lot to ask for. Is it?